Baited and Switched

Some poor sap had his source of nookie dry up. Usually this is not a problem, as it signals a person that it is time to move on. Unfortunately, and this is what makes the guy a sap, he was married to her. So he is stuck with the problem and can only use half baked measures to survive the ordeal. He laments:

Ok ladies help me understand.

My wife like to have sex about as often as I need to pay my taxes, ok its not that bad, its about 1x every six to eight weeks.

I love her but WTF, is this about! I blame my self it started realy good we were fucking every day constantly. But then she got a job with a lot of stress, as I did, but she responded to it with a celebate life and I with a hard on. I'm so fucken horny, I've cheated on her but its not that same I want her. I like eating her pussy, I like licking her ass ( although she does not like that freaks her out) I want her to suck my dick, I don't know what thats like anymore. We are in our fourties, and I chase her around the house, when she's in the shower I make sure to give her her towl so that I can look at her. She is better shape than she was when we met at USC.

We haven't had sex and I'm about to fuck someone else soon just to bust a nut, is that bad. Oh and I've told her I need to fuck all she says is I don't work like that. I know she is stressing, but at what point I'm I just being a shmuck.

Thank you.

Here we have another poor soul that fell for our bait and switch methods and got trapped like a fly stuck in flypaper. I jumped in and gave him the straight dope on his situation.

Too bad! You lost the hornyness lottery. One trick we women use is a bait and switch. We pretend to be horny and reel you in with it until you sign the papers to give us access to you bank account and other goodies. Then we are suddenly "too tired" or have a "headache" because quite honestly if we are not into sex then it is really a big chore to give you that kind of happiness. Love has nothing to do with it. So settle in for a lifetime of slapping your spew out or furtive dips into strange holes.